The Mommy Test

I thought this was too cute (it was forwarded to me, but I can TOTALLY picture this being a chit-chat with my 5 year old! {LOL}):
"I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly and replied. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face."
I made up a baby card for a shower I was at last weekend. I'll get it on here today. It was *lifted* with a few changes. :) Stay Tuned....